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Competent People and Conference Keynotes (James Bach’s Blog)

On April 11, 2015, in Syndicated, by Association for Software Testing
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My colleague and friend Anne-Marie Charrett has a thing about women. A) She is one. B) She feels that not enough of them are speaking at testing conferences. (See also Fiona Charles’ post on this subject.) I support Anne-Marie’s cause partly because I support the woman herself and it would make her happy. This is how humanity works: we are tribal creatures. Don’t deny it, you will just sound silly.

There is another reason I support their cause, though. It’s related to the fact that we people are not only tribal creatures. We are also creatures of myth, story, and principle. Each of us lives inside a story, and we want that story to “win,” whatever that may mean to us. Apart from tribal struggles, there is a larger meta-tribal struggle over what constitutes the “correct” or “good” or “moral” story.

In other words, it isn’t only whom we like that motivates us, but also what seems right. I’m not religious, so I won’t bother to talk about that aspect of things. But in the West, the professional status of women is a big part of the story of good and proper society; about what seems right.

The story I’m living, these days, is about competence. And I think most people speaking at testing conferences are not competent enough. A lot of what’s talked about at testing conferences is the muttering of idiots. By idiot, I mean functionally stupid people: people who choose not to use their minds to find excellent solutions to important problems, but instead speak ritualistically and uncritically about monsters and angels and mathematically invalid metrics and fraudulent standards and other useless or sinister tools that were designed amaze and confuse the ignorant.

I want to see at least 50% of people speaking at conferences to be competent. That’s my goal. I think it is achievable, but it will take a lot of work. We are up against an entrenched and powerful interest: the promoters-of-ineptness (few of whom realize the damage they do) who run the world and impose themselves on our craft.

Why are there so many idiots and why do they run the world? The roots and dynamics of idiocracy are deep. It’s a good question but I don’t want to go into it here and now.

What I want to say is that Anne-Marie and Fiona, along with some others, can help me, and I can help them. I want to encourage new voices to take a place in the Great Conversation of testing because I do believe there is an under-tapped pool of talent among the women of testing. I am absolutely opposed to quotas or anything that simply forces smaller people with higher voices onto the stage for the sake of it. Instead let’s find and develop talent that leads us into a better future. This is what SpeakEasy is all about.

Maybe, if we can get more women speaking and writing in the craft, we will be able to imagine a world where more than 50% of keynote speakers are not spouting empty quotes from great thinkers and generic hearsay about projects and incoherent terminology and false dichotomies and ungrounded opinions and unworkable heuristics presented in the form of “best practices.”

I am not a feminist. I’m not going to be one. This is why I have work to do. I am not naturally biased in favor of considering women, and even if I were, can I be so sure that I’m not biased in favor of the attractive ones? Or against them? Research suggests no one can be complacent about overcoming our biology and gender identity. So, it’s a struggle. Any honest man will tell you that. And, I must engage that struggle while maintaining my implacable hostility to charlatans and quacks. The story I am living tells me this is what I must do. Also, Anne-Marie has asked for my help.

Here’s my call to action: To bring new beautiful minds forth to stand against mediocrity, we need to make the world a better, friendlier place especially for the women among us. I’m asking all you other non-feminists out there to consider working with me on this.

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